if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
Is this not simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave body. The bright lure of flat irons diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for crimping. For volume. You were made to be permed. In the end, you will always curl.
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual