im on the ferry going to seattle and conan obrien just walked by
conan obrien just WALKedd by
he’s so tall??
he’s letting tiny kids take selfies with him
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
(Source: ivani3raginsky, via disgruntledheichou)
Anonymous asked: omg how about a snk 20s au tho
oh god i really hope i didn’t fuck it up with the clothes because i suck at this but ahhhhhh i had too much fun!
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.
-On Presidential Doodlers